Former Lighter Sides

Words to Remember:

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

	It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
	Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
	The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
	Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
	Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Points to Ponder:

	Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
	If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
	If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
	If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Some Western Philosophy for all of us to remember:

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along... and shot him. The moral:

When you're full of bull, keep...your mouth shut.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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